You know If I thought it would be easier I'd go gay. But then I'd have to register at Target, Khol's and Pier 1. It's really way to much trouble than it's worth.

the Ron Paul-Arrested Development conspiracy

You know, there are a few people that ask the question, "How the hell did Ron Paul loose big time in the election?" I don't know the answer but I know it relates to my question that I have: How the hell was Arrested Development ever canceled?